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recipe blogger: It was a stormy Illinois night the first time my mother, my brother, sister, and my great great grandmother made the family a round of these classic grilled, cruelty free, plant-based vegan creamy peanut butter and sweet concord grape jelly sandwiches. The rain was pouring, the thunder was growling, and the trees were howling through the cold wind. Our old family golden retriever dog Milo (God rest his soul) barked at the rumbling weather outside, while meema quietly knit away at a sweater she was making for cousin George in the military. By that time, we all missed him dearly, and I always prayed the army’s cooking would treat his picky stomach accordingly, (i’ll elaborate more on that later in this recipe,) Suddenly, Mom called for us kids into the kitchen in her signature, sing-song voice as we f—

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